“You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 34 m usa
You: im 10
You: and a fish
You: im a girl
Stranger: boy or girl?
Stranger: oh ok haha
You: it would be cool if i was a fish
Stranger: yeah? you like the idea?
You: yeah . i would be like blub
Stranger: i guess it depends where you’re swimming (:
You: obviously the toilet
Stranger: that sounds dangerous
You: no not if the toilet is out of order
Stranger: i guess that could be ok
You: maybe at like an applebees
You: since no one likes it there
Stranger: fair enough (:
You: yes. do you like little boys?
Stranger: i prefer girls.
You: little girls?
Stranger: well not little
Stranger: what do you consider little?
You: 10 like me
Stranger: then i guess i do
You: do you eat them?
You: like are you a monster?
Stranger: um no. no i’m not
Stranger: i just might think you… the human version of you… are cute
You: are you brobee from yo gabba gabba
Stranger: no clue who that is so i guess not
You: oh well its a good show if your tripping balls on acis
Stranger: ok dude i’ll remember that
You: thats what daddy always said
You: yeah . where do babies come from?
You: do tthey come from soda cans?
You: no way!
You: there is also a conspiracy that the grow in potatoes
Stranger: ok dude. have a good night.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.”—